We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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