she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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