I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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