his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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