it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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