Already got asked if we're dating
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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