People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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