if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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