what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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