It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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