i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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