Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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