how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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