i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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