theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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