Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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