I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.