if only i could text you this smell
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.