Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
