Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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