Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
