I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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