i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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