he wants to bone in the snuggie
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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