My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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