Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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