I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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