I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Enjoy the penises
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
