Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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