I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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