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  he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  I can't wait to read your obituary.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Terrible idea I love it

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder

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