butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.