i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin