I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
accomplished twins. life is a go
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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