so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Randomize
