She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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