We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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