nut hugger
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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