It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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