I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I cockslap morals
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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