I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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