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• (416): View more from Ontario

  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I hate having morals and standards the next morning.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Salt in an open wound right now.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list

  (989): View more from Michigan

  haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters

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• (518): View more from New York

  We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!

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