brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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