He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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