This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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