this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So much rum. So many feels.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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