is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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