And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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