I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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