Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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