Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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