Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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