And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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