it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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