u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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