yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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