just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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