I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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