I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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